Rob's Rules in Life
- never turn down sex of any kind with anybody. at least do it once to see if it's good
stuff. that said, practice safe sex, except when it's with a virgin, then try to knock her up (hehehe)
- never do drugs, except when nobody is going to give you a piss test
- if you do drugs, never do lsd. that shit is never worth it. comes back years later to fuck
with you.
- dicks don't belong in pussy. ass is much better.
- take no shit. death is better than getting held down and raped.
- don't get caught alone with the landlord's retarded son.
- never let a gay man cut your hair until you've seen the cosmetologist's license
- don't get in fights with sharpened garden tools unless you are bigger and meaner than
your opponent
- don't eat the worm
- don't try to force a military insignia into your forehead. it hurts like hell the next day.
- always get the half-penny. (you won't get it, but it's a story in itself)
Jesse's Three Truths
- cars do not stop on their own.
- fire hurts.
- you can not fly.
My own, emerging philosophy.
- Don't do anything you couldn't tell Gurn
<-Blades don't need reloading
-If the thought of doing something makes you giggle
for more than fifteen seconds, you should assume you are not allowed to do it.
This doesn't mean you shouldn't.
Just Say No to Star Wars: Galaxies
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