This page is built as an informative source, and as a warning.


If you ever find yourself in a graveyard in the middle of the night, there are dangers you should beware. Dangers very few people are aware of, because so few live to tell the tale. We are the fortunate few who avoided certain death in our fateful encounter with this vicious breed of beast. Our shit scared directly out of our bodies, we then proceeded to gather informaton on the horrid beast. What we found was both shocking and profoundly intriguing. Thusly we present the sum whole of our knowledge to you.


Behold the
Zombie Black Chicken-Headed Spring-Loaded Mumfuck.

Standing from 1-3' tall, the Mumfuk is the appointed gaurdian of gravesites. The history and origin of the Mumfuck is shrouded in mystery, but we've been able to uncover a fact or two. There are also many variants and offshoots of the Mumfuck which will also be covered to the best of our ability. Follow the links below to learn all that we have of this amazing creature.

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[Mumfuck Proper][The Bastfuck][Uncy Mumfuck][Mastifuckious]
[Wooly Mumfuck][Aquafuck][Faunfuck]
[Hellspawn Mumfuck: Chainchomp Variant]
[Ducks]